i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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