This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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