Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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