Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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