Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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