It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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