Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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