Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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