I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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