Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I faked an abortion last night.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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