I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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