Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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