she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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