So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Randomize
