That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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