I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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