Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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