awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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