after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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