what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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