If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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