its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Randomize
