He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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