My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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