Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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