p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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