Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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