isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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