im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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