why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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