Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
