spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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