God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
