She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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