I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
