but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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