last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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