I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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