it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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