8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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