You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have post one night stand depression
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