Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
