i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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