Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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