OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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