I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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