I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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