Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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