"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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