somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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