hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The power of my boobs compel you
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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