in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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