Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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