You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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