Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think people are normalizing furries
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize