Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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