i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
