Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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